if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
i’m so fucked up i’m so fucked up john is snuggling sherlock he holds him so tight for the most briefest second before patting his shoulder this second is everything this is john who loves sherlock so much and not as a friend he loves him he’s the love of his life and this is killing me it’s killing ME
"I’m with you ‘til the end of the line"
BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS
Excuse you, Peggy loved Steve before he was Captain America…
I DON’T WANT TO BE EXCUSED THO. PEGGY AND STEVE WERE JUST BARELY “GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER” WHEN STEVE WAS A TINY GUY.
SO TO SAY THAT PEGGY “LOVED” STEVE (in Bucky standards) THEN IS A GROSS OVERSTATEMENT.
SHE WAS ALSO MORE ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HIM WHEN HE TURNED INTO CAPTAIN AMERICA.
ACCEPTANCE AND LOVE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
BUCKY JUST LOVED STEVE FOR STEVE.
Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.
THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!
She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.
Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.
Mary is a cat lover.
And now her initials are “MEW.”
This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
"I didn’t like Martha because she was whiny and annoying"
I’m pretty sure you’re talking about the Doctor in that season
The Avengers “assemble” at the Oscars.
no one on the oscar’s has swagger like us
I really like how this angle has the mic split Bruce right down the middle - just like he has two sides. Bruce, and Hulk.
But look how they fucking ARE their characters:
Tony is at ease on stage, obviously, but strutting his stuff all the same. Fuck humility. I belong here, damn straight tony stark is crashing your oscars. Hand near pockets, ready to chillax with a scotch, probably more busy thinking about how good pepper looks in her red carpet attire than anything else. Sunglasses to ease his hangover headache from last night.
Steve, the proper gentleman, in his 21st century tux. He is not uncomfortable, but hes never been one for the spotlight all the same. Straight back, shoulders firm, smiling gently.
Bruce is a fucking giddy kid, “holy shit, im at the oscars, this is incredible, i bet i could scan the brain waves of every celebrity and brilliant directing mind here for similarities”
Clint has his hands near his mouth, a bit of a worrier. Hes not unsettled, but he sees better from a distance. Certainly not liking the center stage.
Nick fury is done with your shit.